So you might have heard that Eric Massa, Democratic congressman from New York, announced on March 3rd that he isn’t going to run for reelection. This is unusual, as Massa is only in his first term and fought long and hard for that seat. But Massa is also a cancer survivor, and the reports all stated he wasn’t going to run again due to health reasons. We wish him the best.
It took about an hour before all sorts of insider sources hit all sorts of news sources saying “are you sure it wasn’t because of a weird sex thing?” Like Mark Foley and countless others, apparently there was some open secret about Massa, but c’mon. Give dude the benefit of the doubt. Cancer! Plus, nobody has made any public claims …
Politico then reported that Massa is resigning because of sexual harassment claims made by a male staffer (Massa is married with two kids). At which point, it dawned on some that, wait, wasn’t there some weird crap with Massa earlier…?
Massa was the congressional candidate who after losing his 2006 bid was sued for libel by his campaign manager, a case which was settled with a rather unusual statement issued jointly by the two men. Massa went on to win election in 2008.
Massa fired his campaign manager, Sanford Dickert, and later accused him, among other things, of “providing alcohol to underage boys and inviting a teenage boy to spend the night with him,” according to a November 2, 2006 report in the Elmira (NY) Star-Gazette (via Nexis). After being fired Dickert filed suit to force arbitration of the employment dispute.
Huh. Alright, but none of that is Massa’s fault. So reporters straight up asked him, on his resignation conference call, “…wait. You sure this isn’t about some weird sex thing?” To which he replied “No, I have cancer you ingracious bastards!” Whew. See, here you MSM guys go again, always trying to destroy politicians, always assuming the wors—”However,” Massa interrupts,
“Do I or have I ever used salty language especially when I’m angry, in the privacy of my inner office or at home? Yes I have and I’ve apologized where it’s appropriate.”
… Huh.
“The allegations are totally false. I’m a salty old sailor. That’s that.”
Huh.
Wait a minute. What allegations are totally false?
And who the hell refers to themselves as “a salty old sailor”? Besides somebody clearly guilty of sexual harassment I mean. If your best excuse regarding inappropriate behavior is that you are “a salty old sailor”, you have probably lost the complaint.
Well, whatever. Nobody’s even made any public allegations against Congressman Massa at this point. Just a bunch of Politico innuendo…
Pursuant to Committee Rule 7(g), the Committee on Standards of Official Conduct agreed to issue the following statement:
The Committee, pursuant to rule 18(a), is investigating and gathering additional information concerning matters related to allegations involving Representative Eric Massa.
End of statement.
Now wait just a darn minute. I thought dude had cancer? He was elected in 2008 as a darling of the netroots and one of the big success stories of that cycle. A fighter! And now he’s retiring, so it must be health. Besides, nobody—besides all these f*&king anonymous sources coming out of the woodwork today—has ever heard anything remotely relating to…
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday that her staff kept her out of the loop about a “rumor” that Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) made unwanted advances on a male staffer.
“I asked my staff. I said, ‘Have there been any rumors about any of this before?’” Pelosi said at her weekly news conference. “There had been a rumor, but just that. There was no formal notification to our office that anything happened. It was a one-, two-, three-person rumor that had been reported to Mr. Hoyer’s office, that they reported to my staff, which they did not report to me because, you know what, this is Rumor City. There are rumors. I have a job to do, and I’ve been doing that.”
Oh. Well I guess, since today was the big health care reconciliation thing, that you haven’t had time on such short notice to be…
Hoyer learned about an allegation of misconduct on Feb. 8, his office said Wednesday night.
Oh.
He purportedly gave Massa or his staff 48 hours to take the issue to the ethics committee, threatening to take it to the panel himself if they wouldn’t. Hoyer’s office told Pelosi’s staff about the Massa situation within days of these allegations, but Pelosi says she didn’t know this was going on.
The first-term upstate New York congressman didn’t tell the speaker anything was up until Wednesday, Pelosi asserts.
“Mr. Massa called me yesterday and told me he had been diagnosed with cancer and that he may not be seeking reelection,” she said. “That was the first I heard of that.”
Well, see, cancer. You heartless fucks.
So, he’s just going to fill out the rest of his term and retire in dign…
Rep. Eric Massa, the embattled New York freshman who just this week announced he wouldn’t be running for reelection, will announce his retirement this coming Monday at 5pm. Massa said in announcing his retirement that it was due to the return of his non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, which has been in remission.
The House Ethics Committee has also been investigating Massa for allegedly sexually harassing a young male staffer. Massa has acknowledged using “salty language” but denied the harassment claims. Dems have been anxious for this story line to go away, though Massa’s office gave no immediate reason for his decision to leave now versus next January.
Wait, what?
Alright, Cong…Mr. Massa. Bring it on home. Set the record straight with an offizial shizatement.
Follow me and I’ll flip you some knowledge (and cursewords)…
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