Posted by Brad @ 4:39 pm on October 22nd 2014

Ebola-Infected Suicide Bombers

This is a real column in the real Washington Post. The entire 750-word opinion piece – in the Washington Post (RIP Ben Bradlee) – asks us to consider the possibility of ISIS sending an Ebola-infected suicide bomber to say a mall in Oklahoma City. Or, ISIS putting Ebola on our doorknobs. Because…Obama?

That the piece was written by Washington Post columnist and former Rumsfeld speechwriter Mark Thiessen wouldn’t really surprise anyone, but, again, he’s got a column in the Washington Post and you don’t.