Posted by Brad @ 5:01 pm on November 13th 2012

What the F

Man, this whole Petraeus this just gets weirder and weirder.

—Incredibly important General has affair with Lady A.

—Lady A gets convinced Lady B is also having an affair; sends threatening emails.

—Lady B gets FBI involved.

—FBI agent assigned to case gets infatuated with Lady B, starts sending her shirtless photos, gets pulled off case.

—In investigating threatening emails from Lady A to Lady B, read Lady B’s emails, find tons of inappropriate emails from completely different incredibly important general.

—Shirtless pic FBI agent contacts Republicans in Congress concerned the FBI isn’t taking investigation seriously.

All of which calls to mind this.

“What did we learn Palmer?”
“I don’t know sir.”
“I don’t fucking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.”
“Yes sir.”
“Although fucked if I know what we did.”
“Yes sir. It’s hard to say.”

1 Comment »

  1. Damn – beaten to the punch. I swear I hadn’t read that at the time of posting – it had been rattling in my head all day.

    Burn After Reading is, incidentally, a severely underrated film.

    Comment by Brad — 11/13/2012 @ 6:55 pm

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