Posted by Brad @ 11:24 am on June 20th 2012

Nero Fiddles While Tom Waits

Stars Earn Stripes will feature celebrities competing in tough military training exercises and EW.com has the exclusive online cast scoop. NBC has tapped General Wesley Clark (ret.), the former Supreme Allied Commander Europe for NATO and 2004 presidential candidate to host the show along with TV personality Samantha Harris (Entertainment Tonight, Dancing with the Stars).

The celebrity competitors include boxing champion Laila Ali, actor Dean Cain (Out of Time), former NFL player Terry Crews (The Expendables), singer Nick Lachey (The Sing-Off), Sarah Palinís husband Todd Palin, Olympic gold medalist Picabo Street, The Biggest Loser trainer Dolvett Quince and WWE star Eve Torres.

Posted without further comment, save one: how could they NOT have gotten Rielle Hunter?!

2 Comments »

  1. How can this NOT end in the same manner as the first half of Full Metal Jacket?

    “WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE LACHEY??? DID MOMMA AND DADDY NOT GIVE YOU ENOUGH LOVE WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD???”

    Comment by Rojas — 6/20/2012 @ 1:09 pm

  2. From Supreme Allied Commander to hosting a shitty reality TV show with c-listers. Oh how the might have fallen.

    Comment by Jack — 6/20/2012 @ 8:45 pm

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