Posted by Jack @ 8:56 pm on April 19th 2012

Hypothesis regarding Ted Nugent’s Muslim alterego

If Ted Nugent were named Taj Numan (loosely: “Crown of Blood” in Arabic) he would currently be in custody, on the no fly list, and subject to warrantless wiretapping. Discuss.


  1. Are we assuming that Taj Numan has a similar level of public recognition to that of Ted Nugent? I suspect that makes a difference. It shouldn’t, probably, but it might.

    Comment by Talarohk — 4/20/2012 @ 12:06 am

  2. If Ted Nugent were Taj Numan, he would currently be a Libyan warlord receiving tens of millions of dollars in under-the-table US weapons assistance.

    And given that fact, one wonders why he has yet to make the switch.

    Comment by Rojas — 4/20/2012 @ 12:20 am

  3. If Ted Nugent were Taj Numan, he kill himself out of respect for the traditions of both Ted and Taj, except Taj might take some other people with him. Hard to say.

    Comment by James — 4/21/2012 @ 7:54 pm

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