Posted by Brad @ 4:22 pm on January 19th 2012

You Don’t Have to Love America’s Enemies to Appreciate Well-Executed Assholery

The Iranian government, which captured a U.S. stealth drone in December, has agreed to give the top-secret spy craft back, but with a catch.

Instead of the original RQ-170 Sentinel drone, the Islamic Republic said Tuesday that it will send President Obama a tiny toy replica of the plane.

Iranian state radio said that the toy model will be 1/80th the size of the real thing. Iranian citizens can also buy their own toy copies of the drone, which will be available in stores for the equivalent of $4.

Buy yours today!*

*(actually don’t, because that would put you in violation of several American and international statutes**)

**(and serious ones too, unlike the ones preventing you from legally purchasing a fine, fine, Cuban cigar)

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