Posted by Jack @ 10:35 pm on August 23rd 2010

Miss Guatemala wants you to know that her dress exposes her personality.

I am reading blogs while my wife watches the Miss Universe pageant. There is a lot of fodder for analysis in that, no doubt. My wife is rolling on the floor in tears after seeing Miss G’s dress, and then hearing her claim that it reveals her personality. Yes. That is what it reveals. Nothing else at all.

Incidentally, the wife is guessing Ms Albania for the win.


  1. Ms Australia goes libertarian: the government should have no role in determining what religious garb a woman chooses to wear.

    Comment by Jack — 8/23/2010 @ 10:39 pm

  2. Miss Ukraine takes the anti-libertarian position: Full body scanners at airport? A-OK with her.

    Comment by Jack — 8/23/2010 @ 10:41 pm

  3. OK, I can’t do this anymore. I’m not live blogging the freaking Miss Universe pageant. I’m going to bed.

    Comment by Jack — 8/23/2010 @ 10:44 pm

  4. But now I don’t know who won.

    Comment by macker — 8/25/2010 @ 12:56 pm

  5. Miss Future Terror/Anchor Baby won, in a blatant gesture of political solidarity by the liberal activist pageant judges.

    Comment by Jack — 8/25/2010 @ 9:47 pm

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