…And Then it Gets Weird
A bearded man who spoke limited English got lost in Tampa.
Said man pulls onto a street, gets out of his car, and approaches someone to ask for directions.
That someone is a Marine reservist named Jason Bruce.
Man begins trying to ask Jason Bruce for directions.
“Terrorist!” shouts Jason Bruce in alarm.
Jason Bruce hits man on head with a tire iron.
Man scared! Man run away.
Jason Bruce chases man.
Jason Bruce calls 911. Says he is chasing down a terrorist and would the police please come and pick him up once Jason Bruce catches up to and detains him?
Police arrive.
Man turns out to be a Greek Orthodox priest from Crete.
Police arrest Jason Bruce.
Story hits the newspaper, and then the blogs.
Is good blog-fodder! What an a-hole! Bloggers google Jason Bruce to find out more.
Bloggers find Jason Bruce on a site for gay models.
Justice?