Posted by Adam @ 3:11 pm on November 5th 2009

The perfect crime

Dude goes up to stick it to the bees. Later, he is found dead. The Medical Examiner fell for it hook, line and honey-coated sinker:

Larry Cameron of the Medical Examiner’s office told CBS4 News, “The man’s death was not in any way caused by bees. He had hardening of the arteries. He had a heart attack.”

Fortunately, the story does have a happy ending:

After Acosta died on the roof, the apartment complex managers called in the company, Bird & Bee Removal, to get rid of the bees. “We got rid of all of them by spraying them with chemicals,” said company spokesman Rolando Calzadilla.

Good man. However, Rolando takes nothing for granted and takes pains to point out:

He said there could be other hives as well.

Bee vigilant, my friends.

1 Comment »

  1. 50,000 of them. Cowards. They’ll never face you one-on-one.

    Comment by Rojas — 11/5/2009 @ 3:16 pm

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