Posted by Rojas @ 10:34 pm on July 20th 2009

Ownership change for great People’s victory!

Every time I’m ready to give up on The Onion, they go and do something like this.


  1. Was there a specific story you had in mind? I only see their portal.

    Comment by Jerrod — 7/21/2009 @ 12:02 am

  2. Wait a minute….

    Comment by Jerrod — 7/21/2009 @ 12:03 am

  3. Humor is wasted on these philistines, Rojas.

    Comment by James — 7/21/2009 @ 1:31 am

  4. It took me a minute to get it too. This was my favorite quote:

    From Yao Ming!:

    “Like every professional basketball player, I grew up watching and idolizing Yao Ming,” former Chicago Bulls player Michael Jordan has surely said.

    I also loved American Children Like Me Are Lazy And Insolent And Must Try Harder and Selfless Jason Kendall Sacrifices Bunt, Self For Good Of Team, Advancement Of Runners.

    Comment by Cameron — 7/21/2009 @ 2:25 am

  5. It only took me a minute. I HAVE PROOF!!!

    Comment by Jerrod — 7/21/2009 @ 10:38 am

  6. Good to see a T. Herman Zweibel post.

    Also, the phrase “subjecting me to a good 20 minutes of infernal bowing and other assorted chinky-dinkery”.

    Comment by Brad — 7/21/2009 @ 11:06 am

  7. Check out the other products of the Onion’s new parent company, Yu Wan Mei.

    Comment by Cameron — 7/21/2009 @ 11:07 am

  8. An associated video:

    Comment by Cameron — 7/21/2009 @ 11:10 am

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