Posted by Adam @ 2:47 pm on February 5th 2009

Bees know no borders

Lou Dobbs must be smiling like a smug, self-satisfied, tedious, undertalented and overimportant sanctimonious blowhard* as 60 000 illegal immigrant Italian bees are discovered in Florida, where they are doubtless stealing the resources that would otherwise go to decent, upstanding, English-speaking American bees. Alas, they are being allowed to stay, once again profiting the Roman Catholic Church:

The bees will be kept alive and used for pollination. And the St. Nicholas Monastery will use the massive honeycomb that was found to make candles.

It’s only a matter of time before terrorists creep into the country under cover of the bee menace.

*It seems like a safe bet. Depending on how much and when he sleeps and whether he smiles in his sleep.

3 Comments »

  1. Africanized honeybees are famously vicious and dangerous. One suspects that Italianized honeybees would be less so, but more inclined towards sexual harrassment.

    Comment by Rojas — 2/5/2009 @ 3:22 pm

  2. I hear those Palestinian bees are welcome in Israel, no?

    Seriously, I always wonder why people think they are being funny or sophisticated with ‘humor’ like this. It is kind of weird.

    Comment by daveg — 2/6/2009 @ 12:43 am

  3. Insulting Italians is ALWAYS funny.

    Comment by Rojas — 2/6/2009 @ 1:30 am

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