Posted by Adam @ 2:47 pm on February 5th 2009

Bees know no borders

Lou Dobbs must be smiling like a smug, self-satisfied, tedious, undertalented and overimportant sanctimonious blowhard* as 60 000 illegal immigrant Italian bees are discovered in Florida, where they are doubtless stealing the resources that would otherwise go to decent, upstanding, English-speaking American bees. Alas, they are being allowed to stay, once again profiting the Roman Catholic Church:

The bees will be kept alive and used for pollination. And the St. Nicholas Monastery will use the massive honeycomb that was found to make candles.

It’s only a matter of time before terrorists creep into the country under cover of the bee menace.

*It seems like a safe bet. Depending on how much and when he sleeps and whether he smiles in his sleep.


  1. Africanized honeybees are famously vicious and dangerous. One suspects that Italianized honeybees would be less so, but more inclined towards sexual harrassment.

    Comment by Rojas — 2/5/2009 @ 3:22 pm

  2. I hear those Palestinian bees are welcome in Israel, no?

    Seriously, I always wonder why people think they are being funny or sophisticated with ‘humor’ like this. It is kind of weird.

    Comment by daveg — 2/6/2009 @ 12:43 am

  3. Insulting Italians is ALWAYS funny.

    Comment by Rojas — 2/6/2009 @ 1:30 am

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