Quote of the Day
John Cole, with a bailout plan the GOP can support.
We need to invade Michigan and rebuild the state from the ground up. We will be greeted as liberators, we have clear supply lines, and we can easily rebuild the auto industry with the kind of money we spend on other countries we invade. Hell, our new Secretary of State, Hillary of Clinton, spent the better part of the past year fighting for the rights of average folks from Michigan, so think of the good will we have with the public. This is very doable. Just tell Congress we will give KBR no-bid contracts to fix Detroit.
And citizens of Baltimore, Atlanta, St. Louis, and DC- you better get your shit together or you are next.
Oh, that is good.
Comment by daveg — 12/13/2008 @ 1:20 am
If we were to bomb Detroit flat and clean up the debris with flamethrowers, nobody would notice.
Comment by Rojas — 12/13/2008 @ 1:36 am
Yeah, but you’d only be able to hire minority contractors for the flamethrower clean-up crews, plus there’s the municipal permits, state taxes, under-the-table payments to fire chiefs…
Comment by Brad — 12/13/2008 @ 1:40 am
I want to see pictures when Kwame Kilpatrick is pulled from the spider hole.
Comment by thimbles — 12/13/2008 @ 11:05 am
Perhaps there’s enough oil spilled in the soil to make it work for AMOCO (American Military Oil Company) to invade.
Comment by Cruise — 12/14/2008 @ 3:43 pm