Posted by Jerrod @ 4:42 am on November 6th 2008

Alternate explanation for Obama’s rise to power

If you’re still in the throes of denial and just cannot come to terms with how Barack Obama managed to wrest control of a majority of the nation’s voters, look no further than this in-depth, 60 page examination of his “use of hidden hypnosis techniques”.

The polls are misleading because some of Obama’s commands are designed to be triggered only in the voting booth on November 4th. Obama is immune to logical arguments like Wright, Ayers, shifting every position, character, and inexperience, because hypnosis affects us on an unconscious and emotional level. To many people who see this unaccomplished man’s unnatural and irrational rise to the highest office in the world as suspicious and frightening and to those who welcome it, this document uncovers, explains, and proves the deceptive tactics behind true “Obama Phenomenon” including why younger people are more easily affected.

Apparently

Young people and more educated people actually have lower hypnotic subconscious suggestibility thresholds for scientific reasons explained.

Yes, Cameron, they are talking about you. This also explains James’s ability to resist.

4 Comments »

  1. I told you that you had been assimilated into the collective, but noooo, you wouldn’t believe an old rebel like me.

    Comment by James — 11/6/2008 @ 2:53 pm

  2. Braaaiiiiiinsssss

    Comment by Brad — 11/6/2008 @ 2:59 pm

  3. Braaiiiinsss and chaaaaange…

    Comment by Brad — 11/6/2008 @ 2:59 pm

  4. Clearly Chris Matthews is brainy as he redefines the role of journalism, as if he hadn’t already his thoughts on the matter clear long ago.

    “I’d rather be rich than stupid.” – Jack Handy

    Comment by James — 11/6/2008 @ 4:01 pm

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