Posted by Brad @ 7:38 pm on November 5th 2008

Look Busy People

Via Obsidian Wings, we Obama voters have a lot to do now that our Messiah has come.

Agenda for the 1st Hundred Days:

1. Sharia.

2. Communism.

3. Compulsory gay marriage for all preschoolers.

4. Surrender to Aztlan.

5. Abortion legal until 12 years after conception.

6. NASCAR banned, replaced by all-male ballet.

7. Official language of the USA: Ebonics.

8. Christmas banned.

9. ‘Red Dawn’ banned.

10. Box turtles.

Please report to your nearest Yes We Can Reeducation Camp of Change.

2 Comments »

  1. 5. Abortion legal until 12 years after conception.

    Make that 17 years and THAT’S change I can believe in. Yes I can.

    Comment by James — 11/5/2008 @ 11:30 pm

  2. Yeah really, we all know they don’t start developing functioning brains until somewhere around 25 years after conception.

    Comment by Mortexai — 11/6/2008 @ 12:00 am

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