Lord of the Flies on the Oprah Message Board
Oprah has declared that she will categorically refuse to have Sarah Palin on her show, releasing a statement:
“The item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.” – Oprah Winfrey, September 5, 2008
They made the mistake of releasing this statement as an open thread on Oprah.com’s message board, and the commenters aren’t happy.
Not that I, you know, regularly read Oprah Winfrey’s message boards in a bathrobe while eating pints of Ben and Jerry’s and crying that nobody loves me the way I’m meant to be loved.
/looks around nervously
And all this time I figured you for a Haagen-Dazs guy.
Comment by James — 9/5/2008 @ 5:29 pm
Dude, I’m a Democrat, remember?
Comment by Brad — 9/5/2008 @ 6:31 pm