Posted by Rojas @ 4:45 pm on July 15th 2008

Jokes we’re allowed to tell about Barack Obama

The Borowitz Report has the full list. All five of them. Free sample:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, “You know, we don’t get many kangaroos here.” Barack Obama replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised. That’s why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.”

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  1. Excellent.

    We could adapt the old joke about [insert name of great sportsman here] (I first heard it about Gareth Edwards) so that Obama, Jesus Christ and the Pope are on the side of a lake looking at an island in the middle. Jesus declares that he will run out to the island and does so, scarcely making a ripple. Obama follows, light-footed as a lamb. The Pope tries last and falls straight into the water. Jesus turns to Obama and says “bit cruel not telling him about the stepping-stones” and Obama looks at him and asks: “what stepping-stones?”.

    Comment by Adam — 7/15/2008 @ 5:40 pm

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