Posted by Brad @ 2:22 pm on May 1st 2008

To Whom Do These Text Messages Belong?

Quiz time!

(all beginning with the woman):

I have wanted to hold you so badly all day, but I was trying to stay focused on work. So, I promise, not to keep you longer than 15 minutes.

Don’t promise Nigga.

I’m in my office. Do you want me to come to yours or you coming to mine?

I’m coming down there … LOL ditto. Freaky Chris!

HINT: They work together.

I can’t see living this way with us being a ‘secret’ forever. I love you so much and I want to tell somebody, someday! (Smile). Secondly, this separation is really real and it kind of slapped ‘lonely’ in my mind … when you didn’t come on Saturday until 3 hours later, that just kind of topped it off for me. So I’m sorry if I’ve been trippin. I could only two way this! I couldn’t have said it to you personally!

In this important and somewhat confusing time in your life, please know with all our hearts and soul that I love you. And you will never, never be alone.

HINT: Dude’s married.

Thinking about doing a lot of things! Thinking that how hard you diss me, I still want to be in your arms, kiss you, hug you, love you. Listening to you speak and wishing that you were my husband.


HINT: She left her husband for him.

You told me that you would be my boyfriend everyday until I was your wife. Are you renigging?

Hell no! Don’t start none. Won’t be none niggette! LOL

HINT: They’re both black.

HINT: It is not Smoove B.

FINAL HINT: He is a mayor of one of America’s major cities, she is his Chief of Staff.



If you said Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty, you are correct!


  1. And they say romance is dead. . .

    Comment by Liz — 5/1/2008 @ 3:51 pm

  2. I thought you said he was mayor of a MAJOR city.

    Comment by Rojas — 5/1/2008 @ 4:06 pm

  3. It was a major city, then they imported a lot of cheap labor, and now it is a war zone.

    Comment by daveg — 5/1/2008 @ 5:31 pm

  4. I thought it was because white people wanted to get paid more for working less and made the American automotive industry uncompetitive.

    Comment by Brad — 5/1/2008 @ 5:32 pm

  5. (man, thimbles is gonna hate that one)

    Comment by Brad — 5/1/2008 @ 5:33 pm

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