Posted by Adam @ 12:33 pm on April 8th 2008

The International Bee Conspiracy continues government subversion operations

Not satisfied with infiltrating the American government, the International Bee Conspiracy has commenced operations against their British counterparts. As usual, the bees have their human puppets on hand to make supportive statements:

Tim Lovett, president of the British Beekeeping Association, said: “Beekeeping is still reeling from the varroa mite, which carries a number of viruses and which devastated thousands of hives across the country when it reached Britain ten years ago. Now there is a real danger that colony collapse disease – which has wiped out 80 per cent of bees in parts of the US – will appear in this country. Unless we develop effective protection, there could then be massive losses of bees across the country.”

So, they won’t just be taking over the world and relegating humanity to the status of honeymine slave, they’ll be using our tax money to do it. Why not just hand them a gas stove to heat the testicle forks we already sent them, hmm?

3 Comments »

  1. Little known fact: IBC root beer is in fact marketed by the International Bee Conspiracy.

    Other little known fact: there is apparently such a utensil as a testicle fork. One suspects that using it on either the salad or the entree would be a major faux pas.

    Comment by Rojas — 4/8/2008 @ 1:13 pm

  2. That would depend on who comprised the entree.

    Comment by Adam — 4/8/2008 @ 1:16 pm

  3. The matador, he does not always win.

    Comment by Rojas — 4/8/2008 @ 1:17 pm

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