Canada vs Panama vs USA deathmatch
According to the European Space Agency (ESA), the NorthWest Passage is finally fully open*. If this continues and lasts for longer, it’s not good news for Panama, who enjoy income from the Panama Canal, which significantly shortens sea journeys that would otherwise have to be routed around Cape Horn. Canada, on the other hand, want to control whatever passes through the NorthWest passage, but the USA, for one, doesn’t agree.
I, for one, welcome our new moose-loving overlords and promise to never smoke a Panama cigar, a promise I have been keeping in advance throughout my whole life.
They’ll take the bacon cheeseburger from my cold, dead hands, however.
*There will be no joke about Larry Craig, Senator for the NorthWestern state of Idaho.
I am also keeping my options open on the subject of Panama hats.
Comment by Adam — 9/14/2007 @ 6:56 pm
What of Van Halen’s “Panama?” Will you reject that, too?
Comment by Rojas — 9/15/2007 @ 7:59 pm
Let me take a stand on this now: I am happy to reject all of Van Halen’s output as a precaution.
Comment by Adam — 9/15/2007 @ 9:05 pm