Posted by Rojas @ 3:31 pm on August 26th 2007

Better, Dead AND Red

Ben Greenman notes an impending crisis. One of our most precious national resources is in danger of disappearing forever.

There is no certain way to ensure the survival of the redheaded gene, but as an interim solution, I propose we send red-haired people free money in large quantities. It may not help, but it couldn’t hurt.

posted in: Dispatches from a Red State, Main

3 Comments »

  1. I recommend we send redheaded people to the moon so that they are safe from the rest of us.

    Comment by Adam — 8/26/2007 @ 4:06 pm

  2. I raised a red-headed child, and thus have already given him free money in large quantities. Does that entitle me to an exemption?

    Comment by RoTalMomska — 8/28/2007 @ 9:15 am

  3. Outwitted again, Rojas.

    Comment by Adam — 8/28/2007 @ 8:31 pm

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