Bee threat status: worrisome
They’re murdering dogs. Your children are next.
The article also contains some excellent advice for dealing with the bee peril. In particular:
…stay away from all bees.
You know it’s good advice. We at The Crossed Pond don’t wish to cause unnecessary alarm but, for God’s sake, be terrified.
Our doom is near, it’s stripy and it makes honey.
• If bees attack, don’t try to escape by jumping into a swimming pool or pond. The bees likely will be waiting for you when you come up for air.
I will have to make my escape by jumping into a bed of flowers, thereby distracting them from my manly scent.
Comment by Vacuous — 6/21/2007 @ 1:20 pm