Bees striking back
Despite concerns about the end of Western Civilisation as we know it, originating in the mysterious deaths of hives (a situation so serious that only agricultural subsidies might solve it), we should perhaps be more concerned about a bee take-over. Initial salvos in the Great Battle of the Age, between bee and human, are being fired as the nation slumbers, ignorant of the Great Stripy Nectar-Loving Menace.
Six legs bad, my friends. Bee vigilant.
Trying to kill my buzz?
Comment by Rojas — 5/21/2007 @ 3:42 pm
Just lessen your sting.
Comment by Adam — 5/21/2007 @ 7:23 pm
Fair enough. No need to swarm all over me.
Comment by Rojas — 5/21/2007 @ 7:46 pm
Meanwhile, Tupelo bees appear not to be suffering from the colony collapse disorder (a disorder that, like the Martians’ vulnerability to simple germs, could be the only thing that saves us in this modern-day War of the Worlds). If these bees are combined with the Stripy Masked Avengers of Indiana, we will face a life-or-death struggle with a race of Agressive SuperBees!
Comment by Adam — 5/23/2007 @ 11:25 am